Thursday, May 31, 2007
What's that?!
Oh my..
Just NYDC's Boney Dog.
Okay I'm bored.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Woo! According to the Birthday Calculator, I'm a thousand weeks old now... Shit.Somebody stop this aging!
Monday, May 28, 2007
School starts again tomorrow, and I guess I'm dreading it a little, especially when deadlines for projects and stuff are coming, and I've done nothing. Heh. But I guess my luck will see me through again, so whatever.Have you ever slept when you were feeling really, really tired? I really loved that Sunday afternoon nap just now. It was after three straight days of football, and a three hour sleep the previous night. Sleeping in the air-con in that deck chair when you were suffering under the blistering heat moments ago just feels so great!
I think the Great Singapore Sale is on now. Too bad I have no expendable income. Anyone? ):
Three years?
Saturday, May 26, 2007
My friend takes out a photograph of my old class, and I look. I wonder why I do not remember ever taking such a photo in recent months. I look at myself in the photo and I was drunk. Fsck! That's so suck. ):E-learning this week was pretty much just an excuse for us to have a week of holidays. Totally boring.
imu.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Happy Birthday Meiching! Even though you probably will never see this, I'll still wish you here. I can barely believe it's been 5 years since I've known you, and you've matured from a F4 fanatic to a lady now. Well, all the best in whatever you do. (:I'll always be the bowl and you will always be the shit and I will catch you wherever you fall. (:
Saturday, May 19, 2007
That LG Shine phone is so beautiful!
I so want to trade-in my Chocolate for that. ):
But I think the value of my Chocolate has depreciated much since I bought it, last I checked it was around $150.
Checked the specifications of the LG Shine, and it apparently has a 300 SMS memory. Yeah, it's very little, but the Chocolate has like only space for 150 SMSes. I wonder why do they not allow us to use the internal memory to store messages? It's a bother to delete messages every time I need to reply. Yeah, that's my main grouse of the LG Chocolate. ):
So much talk when I actually do not have the funds to get the Shine anyway. ): I can't wait to end my 3-day fast later.
Surviving only on juice really works, without a decrease in the quality of life. I could still do my normal work-outs and stuff.
The worst part is watching your friends eat. ): But I'm glad I made it.
And no, I don't think I lost much fats around my lower abs. Fug those body ruining dumb-asses. ):
Love me tender
Thursday, May 17, 2007
What a time to be sick. My parents are overseas, and I could have been having a ball of a time. Oh wait, why kid myself?And I can't skip this Thursday's school, as there are assessments (I am seriously starting to hate CSW.) and quizzes that will affect my already bad GPA.
I feel so lousy and am currently surviving only on apple juice. ):
I'm gonna have around 2 hours of sleep tonight. Well done Jason, you're well on your way to recovery!
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
My flu is driving me nuts.Kill me, someone?
Sunday, May 13, 2007
First off, I wish my mother a very happy Mother's Day!We won our first match today by 2 goals. Sadly, I was given the first yellow card of my whole life. ):
I don't even think I deserved that caution, probably even the opponents feel that way too. It was just a standard tussle and race to the ball thingy, something you see really often in football. But the referee had to pull me away and give me a yellow card. What can I say... Pussy.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
For the first time in ages, none of my parents woke me up from my nap to eat dinner. (:That puts me in a much better mood than usual! Wake me up when I'm in deep sleep and I'm murderous.
For you horny guys (and lesbians, damn I hate lesbians), here's a field guide to North American bikinis!
Yeah, you realise I have nothing much to post, hence all these crap links. ):
What to do, so stagnant.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
8 o'clock lesson tomorrow with an enthusiastic teacher. ): It's the class I look forward to least, and I hear there's some meeting role-play sh*t tomorrow. Argh.I guess this list about "You Know You're in College When..." is so true. Just see the first one on the list, just a few years back school started before 8, and now anything before noon is considered too early. Even noon lessons I have trouble waking up to attend. ):
Life's so, so, so stagnant.
In the wee small hours of the morning; that's the time when you miss her most of all.
Monday, May 07, 2007
Manchester United are the champions again!Sigh.. I still feel so upset over the loss of my singlet. It has been a fucking bad week for my money. With the loss of that singlet, I blew like over $130 last week because that fucker at Sim Lim Square gave me a wrong processor and I did not manage to get it changed. Fuck!
Life sucks right now. Laptop spoils, money lost, blah blah.
Where's my GTA disc when I need it the most now
By the way, go check this guy's videos out, especially the football comedy ones. I love the one where they show the England team bench players falling asleep and generally looking bored. You know you play shitty football when your own team-mates watching you are falling asleep! Link here: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=hellohey17
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Camp sucked because some motherfucker stole my NUM Party Tank which I wore only once.I hope that motherfucker dies a slow death by necrosis starting from his testicles. Fucker.
I fucking hate thieves. It's only a fucking singlet and you want to steal it. How low can you go?
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your
sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
is is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex,
This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex:
This is when you cannot stand your husband any more. He takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex.
You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to
live on. It sucks to sacrifice your sleep to watch your team play so badly. ):
Oh well, there's still the EPL and FA Cup.
Bloody Heinze who made such a mistake that even a primary school kid wouldn't have done.
Too bad. Milan were too good.
