Thursday, June 29, 2006
A PSLE score of 283. A RJC student. You would think that he would have the brains to help the cause of his school being termed as "elitist".
No, I'm not jasonnnn but the other guy.
Apparently not. Let's have a look at the following transcript (Words in italics and bold are euphemisms for the actually vulgar words used. Use your imagination.):
You whisper to jasonnnn: go imbibe ur mama mammary glands
jasonnnn whispers: u hot anot
jasonnnn whispers: not hot i dont imbibe
You whisper to jasonnnn: uh
You whisper to jasonnnn:: i not ur mama
jasonnnn whispers: i not ur mama good response
jasonnnn whispers: get a the act of coitusing education ok? thanks
jasonnnn whispers: dont waste my time
You whisper to jasonnnn: woah
You whisper to jasonnnn: who's the primary 6 kid talking to me?
You whisper to jasonnnn: nice psle cert u are gonna have
You whisper to jasonnnn: which secondary school are you heading for next year?
jasonnnn whispers: psle i got 283 u got wad?
jasonnnn whispers: im in rjc
jasonnnn whispers: u?
jasonnnn whispers: rofl
You whisper to jasonnnn: wow
jasonnnn whispers: go home small boy
jasonnnn whispers: with ur psle
You whisper to jasonnnn: rjc breeds people like you?
You whisper to jasonnnn: what class are you in?
jasonnnn whispers: apparently
jasonnnn whispers: u p6 ask so much?
jasonnnn whispers: 2s03r
jasonnnn whispers: want find me isit
You whisper to jasonnnn: nah
You whisper to jasonnnn: that's for hoodlums like you
jasonnnn whispers: hoodlums u read that word in a bedtime story?
You whisper to jasonnnn: unfortunately, no
jasonnnn whispers: isnt it past ur bed time
You whisper to jasonnnn: but i guess that's what you like to read
jasonnnn whispers: dont have to use punctuation this isnt your primary school composition
You whisper to jasonnnn: so la di da~
You whisper to jasonnnn: wow..
jasonnnn whispers: i love your reponses
You whisper to jasonnnn: u can use such a long word.. "punctuation"
jasonnnn whispers: they really reflect upon your intelligence
You whisper to jasonnnn: you must be gifted or something
You whisper to jasonnnn: thank you
You whisper to jasonnnn: with all due respect
You whisper to jasonnnn: please do not disgrace the rjc name
jasonnnn whispers: aiya just the act of coitus off u want fight come find m e
jasonnnn whispers: don talk as if u know alot
You whisper to jasonnnn: wow
jasonnnn whispers: next tuesday come canteen k?
jasonnnn whispers: if not dont talk
You whisper to jasonnnn: haha
jasonnnn whispers: u not smart enuff to get into rj la
You whisper to jasonnnn: i wont stoop to your level =)
Yeah. The euphemisms may be confusing, but basically imbibe means to suck (see how it doesn't appear as vulgar here?), mammary glands are in a woman's breasts, and the act of coitus is basically sex. In case you're wondering, he's the one in red and I'm the one in blue.
Yes. I started it. He left in the middle of my game for no reason, making the time I've wasted playing the game even more wasteful. Yes, it's stupid to argue over a game. So skip to the next paragraph if you do not want the details. But look at it this way. He wasted the effort of me, my team and his team. If they were losing by a big margin or anything, I wouldn't have done anything. But we were equal. So basically what happened was that he was killed in the game the umpteenth time and thus as a result said that it was game over for their team and promptly left. Mind you, at that point of time my team was actually losing and trying hard to play well. So won't you be pissed too if you were us? His team-mates were angered too.
Him leaving in the middle of the game is akin to one struggling so hard with a subject, failing some tests in the process, didn't give up and studied even harder, was absolutely sure of getting full marks at the final leap only to hear your school announce that that particular subject was canned from the syllabus.
Still following me? In summary, yes, one may gain learning points even if such a situation (both the game and my analogy) happens, but won't that person still feel a sense of absurdness at what happened? To turn over the tide only for most of your effort it to be deemed worthless.
What I didn't like about that guy was him using RJC as a cover. I never ever did ask him for his school, so why even mention RJC? How would you feel if in the middle of an argument someone throws the name of a so-called "Elite School" at you? Won't you feel like that person is trying to prove his superiority to you? So what if I am not from RJC, am I any less a human being than you? Even if he wasn't trying to prove his "superiority", hiding behind the name of your school or whatever is just an act of cowardice.
So please, Jason of RJC 2S03R 2006, even though I doubt you'll ever come across this blog entry, no one gives a fecal matter if you're from RJC or whatever school. Just try coming out to society and do that. Do your "I'm superior than thou" to people. I'm sure they will be impressed.
You did wrong, I scolded you, and you should just gracefully accept my words and that's that. But you didn't accept that you were wrong and even tried to rebuke me under the cover of your school. That's just cowardice. Wanting to pick a fight in your school, that's just a disgrace to the reputation RJC has built up over the years. You think you're so great now? Think again.
Would I have the same reaction if he was not hiding behind RJC? Yes. I've already mentioned that hiding behind the cover of anything is an act of cowardice and it digusts me. Thus this entry is not because he used the name of an "elite" school. This is only directed at an individual, not a group or organisation.
P.S.: Don't divulge your personal information on the internet to strangers. Just by Googling "2S03R Jason" one can find out your e-mail address, your Friendster account or even more.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Guys, we just got owned.If Singapore takes up my idea in the previous post, that level of skills that kid has will be what we can expect.
So I say, DOWN WITH MATHEMATICS!
But seriously, watching that makes me so depressed. Nevermind. At least I found some new ideas. I know how to get Singapore into the World Cup. It's the perfect plan for us to develop young players.
Kids, this is our new textbook.
The answer is to make football a compulsory PSLE, 'O' Level and 'A' Level subject. True right? Look what the government's emphasis on mathematics has brought us - We're known to have the best mathematics students in the world. So let's do the same with football. Let's abolish mathematics as important and replace it with football. Parents will sign their kids up for extra training, training camps during the holidays, heck, even hire famous coaches for "tuition".
This is a reminder to students that these supplementary notes are compulsory.
The methods of assessment would be simple. The below picture would be a good example:
Score and teach will give you a lollipop!
I'm sure we'd have better free-kick takers than Beckham or Juninho that way. Don't you think this is really a good idea to help Singapore achieve its
Down with proper subjects!
And by the way, don't you think mathematics sucks? I think I just failed my paper today. :( I hate you integral sign. I hate you Jason for not studying. :( If only I was taking football instead of mathematics. Sigh.
Maybe one day we'll see people doing Ten-Year Series on football tactics instead of mathematics, chemistry, physics and the such. I'd be too old by then. :(
Monday, June 26, 2006
My blog seems so whine-y. I shall post something more interest today. The silly things that we did in the past. The links are not to ads, but relevant sites.Paper IRC
Still remember our primitive form of chatting, the "Paper IRC"? Basically it's just taking a piece of paper stating your name/nick and then writing messages and passing it around.
It can go on forever and ever...
Something like in the picture. It was a good flirting tool too, when you do a one-on-one session with a member of the opposite sex you fancy. Throwing those pieces of paper from one corner to the other behind the teacher's back, that took some skill and luck. Some of us got caught though. Damn the Vice-Principal and her fondness of taking walks around the school.
Boybands
This sorta applies more for the females. Don't deny that you ever liked F4, Westlife, or any run-of-the-mill boyband. I know some of you would rather die than admit you ever liked them.
F4 rAWkS wOrSxX!! hEe :D
Come on... Time to ask yourselves why. How silly of many of us back then huh? Some of their lyrics sound so absurd now, like this one: "You treat me like a rose, you gave me room to grow. You shone the light of love on me, you gave me air so I can breathe.". I'm thinking that some members of A1 had bad experiences with dominatrix girlfriends.
Class Rivalries
The most famous rivalry of our batch had to be the E1 and E3 one during 2002. It was over something that should have brought us together. Yeah, sports. I can't remember why, but I was taunted during a match and I shouted back, in mostly abbreviations here, "KNN CB lah!! KP what!!". Ouch. I could have sparked a crowd riot back then and there if the referee had not threatened me with expulsion from the game.
Red card!!!
I can't believe that we had any rivalry the next year when some of us got streamed into the same class as some of them. Most of us became really close and no one would guess that we were such fierce rivals if they did not know us well. Our batch was really a close and tight-knit one.
Sanitary Napkins
I think it was during 2004 when those machines got installed. Predictably, some boys went to buy one and threw it around. Somehow it ended up in my class and got thrown around the whole class. Even during the lesson. Of course, we got caught and had the usual reprimandation.
Maybe disguise it as such...
It was so immature and yet... fun.
Chatting Like a Twit
Okay, this still happens today. But for the love of the Omnipresent, if applicable, I cannot understand why I used to like tYPiNg lYK dIs. And I thought it was cool!!!
^_^ :D :D
Yeah. I used to use "Lover^Boy" as my nick on IRC. My registered nick was "KillerZ". What the fudge is a "KillerZ"? I can't understand my past. Let's all feel embarassed now.
Centre-parting
Almost everyone, and by that I mean like 90% of the males, had the same hairstyle. It doesn't suit anyone and yet we all had the same retarded hairstyle. It's all those bloody boyband's fault. And the fault of you girls who used to like them.
Stop smiling! FAG.
I guess the modern equivalent is that hairstyle with that spikey hair with a fringe thingy, don't you think so too? Example here.
The End.
Friday, June 23, 2006
I'll keep my dreams and just pretend...Still on my mind.. Why?
Monday, June 19, 2006
We all love Nike, don't we?Sunday, June 18, 2006
That pathetic excuse of a referee is refereeing a World Cup game? Come on FIFA, I know you can choose better referees. Ridiculous. He's not even fit to referee a kid's game the way he refereed the Italy - USA match. And to think I thought he was good and alert enough to spot that elbowing from that Italian player.
Kudos to Ghana and USA though. Really nice football seen and USA improved tons from that Czech game.
Too bad the referee didn't get sex last night.. or maybe the last 30 years or something.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Look at that crazy pseudo-african-american japanese family.Oh me? Nothing much. Just sleeping during the day and watching the World Cup till the morning almost everyday. The fact that there are tests after the holidays make me feel so depressed. How the hell do you study during the World Cup?!
Monday, June 12, 2006
So I seem to be living in Germany now, getting used to the local time. Luckily there's the World Cup to be my companion for a month, otherwise I'd feel even worse. ):Thursday, June 08, 2006
Why are some people so stupid? Today we went to eat at Serangoon Gardens. At the eatery, the drinks uncle came and gave us change, and after that kept counting and counting and counting again. He then said he counted wrongly and gave us 40 cents more, after which he launched into an about ten minutes tirade of attempting to explain why we have an extra 40 cents of change. We were seriously irritated by that and were glad that he went off after all that useless banter.The food soon came and him too. The same thing happened and well, how would you feel if you were tucking into your food and some irritant just keeps bugging you? We already said that it was okay that he counted wrongly, so just let it be. Someone people just can't read body language and the tones of people's voices. If any of us were in a worse mood, I can't think what would happen.
Another big retard would be the infamous "HK Bus Uncle". Look at the following video:
He would have seriously pissed me, and probably everyone off saying all those things. I can't believe how good-tempered the young man was. I guess it's karma that the "HK Bus Uncle" got beaten up yesterday rather badly.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Don't worry. I'll still be there for you even if it means I have to endure a thousand nights like this.
Because I promised that I'd be there.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
You're appearing in my dreams way too much...
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Our new jerseys! Click on it to get a better look. My phone's camera sucks. =(
