Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Haha. A "Singapore MRT Anagram Remix Station Map". I live in Nose Groan, what about you?
Sunday, February 26, 2006
I guess tired enough to wake up in the afternoon and going to sleep again after lunch and then just waking up now. Good luck for my mathematics tomorrow morning.. I'm having too much of a headache to wanna study.My hamstring feels so ruptured! Maybe one too many attempts to leave people in my dust on friday. =) I'm tired.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
It's either the test is rigged, or I got lucky with my answers, or I'm a fricking genius. Because according to here, I'm in the 99th percentile. Worship me!!!
But I think it's not really accurate because I feel like a dunce most of the time. Come on! It says that my IQ range is mostly that of physicians and surgeons, lawyers, engineers (Civil and Mechanical)!!
Bah. I'm impressed. Barcelona seems to be able to score on will.
If only last night's match was worth watching like today's, so I won't feel so bad screwing my paper today because of it.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
The truth is... I still miss you.
Monday, February 20, 2006
Just to supplement my previous post.Who Should Make the Coffee?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that! Show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, “HEBREWS.”
Fear of Flying
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her.
One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing.
After awhile, he turned to her and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?”
The woman replied, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”
He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?”
She replied, “Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.”
He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”
The woman said, “Well, I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him.”
“What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
“Then you can ask him,” replied the woman.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!", and pushed him off."Haha!
Friday, February 17, 2006
Just like that, and my first year in Polytechnic is over. It's only been less than 9 months. Woah. The finals are in the next two weeks.. And my parents are going overseas. I'm so dead. Haha. Because I'll probably be watching soccer matches in the early mornings when my papers on the same day. Man..Today's soccer rocked! 4 of us won consecutively 5 times and retired undefeated. Haha. Cheap thrills.
Just like that and I pretty much gave up too..
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy Valentine's Day and Singles Awareness Day (SAD) to all.Sunday, February 12, 2006
=( I lost in mahjong again... I hate you guys.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
(Photo intensive post)I know my blog's getting kinda boring. It's not my fault though.. Nothing's much happening nowadays. I don't think I'd want to post pictures of my circuits and stuff. Haha.
Alright. So I was looking through my old photos last night. Got sad, and got amused when I saw that I could look more shit than now. So now, I present to you some photos from 2000 to now. Hope the people whose pictures are put up here don't kill me!!
Click on the pictures to see it in full size.
2000
You can't kill me now guys.. Because I've embarassed myself too. With my brother, my football trophy, my NAPFA gold and something else I can't remember. Haha.
My Primary 6 class. Recognise Daniel and me? No? Ok.
Candid photo of that class.
2001
I couldn't find much photos from these year, and my class photos are missing. I guess I only have one miserable picture here to show you all. Till this day, most of us are still close.
Candid photo.
2002
Our Secondary 2 class photo.
Candid photo.
Another candid photo.
Probably Teachers' Day that year. Can't recall.
Looked at the wrong camera.
And again.
2003
And so it was on to another class that year. My class had the most babes. Just admit it guys. My class rocked. =D
3E4 class photo.
Candid photo.
Another candid one.
Secondary 3 camp.
After bathing in mud at the camp.
Us with Mrs. Chang. Respect to her. Back then, it was really more of a school.
Another one.
Daniel is so rude.
I'm gonna get slaughtered for the sake of your entertainment.
Yeah. We 2E3'02 often acted on Literary Evening. Thank the microphone for saving you from my face. =D
Those were the days eh. I took that picture.
2004
The year I graduated and left that wonderful place...
4E4 class photo.
Poor Shawn.
A candid picture.
n5 minus Shawn.
Nobody likes me. =(
Literary evening!
n5's first album cover. Haha.
10th year of friendship. Shit I am old.
Bye bye to Father's Day. See my dragon tattoo? Haha.
2005
At CJC.
Another one.
My current class.
2006
I haven't really been taking pictures this year (aka the pictures suck). So no pictures. Aww. I know I did not upload pictures from the Prom Night in 2004 and 2E3's Sentosa outings in 2005, but they're in my Friendster so there's really not much point in it.
Anyways, here are the more "interesting" pictures.
Other stuff
Taken in 2002,2003 and 2005. Still as retarded looking.
Picture with the girl I used to like in 2003 and 2005.
The group of us. In 2003 and 2005.
... and the transformation of our most lethal lady-killer since 2001. (or was it 2002?) Hope he doesn't kill me for this. I'm sincerely praising him. Really!
Phew. That's probably all that is for now. Enjoy viewing and possibly the effect of taking in too much phenylalanine. (Check your favourite no-sugar sweet) When you wake up with tears in your eyes and your heart feeling pierced with the bluntest knife, when you wake up dying a slow death.
It happened because you dreamt that someone was gone. Gone from your life.
At that moment you knew that that person was still significant to you.
I am happy that I could wake up from that dream.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Well, went to send Ting Xuan off in the evening as she was going to Australia for her studies. Take care there girl!!Did some presentation for astronomy today and surprisingly the teacher said it was interesting. Seriously, a big thank you to Jun Zhang for doing almost everything. Haha. I tried my best to give the teacher the impression that we knew a lot on that subject.
Another presentation tomorrow which is on our Community Involvement Programme, followed by an interview on Friday on some circuit shit. Bah. After this week it'll be really slack.
Anyways, try not to remind me about Valentine's Day. I obviously know that it's coming and I really do not know what to do. Seriously. So don't remind me and maybe I'll somehow forget about it.
Here's a history of our medicine. Something I saw online:
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
Sunday, February 05, 2006
The song on my blog now is from this. It's a really nice video if you understand the back story.Who'd have thought
This is how the pieces fit?
You and I
Shouldn't even try making sense of it
I forgot
How we ever came this far
I believe we had reasons
but I don't know what they are
So blame it on my heart I just lost $6.40 in my virgin game of mahjong. Damn it. I'll win back my money soon.
Interesting site here. I didn't realise it was only a half-century of days before I am 18. Sigh.
What can I do even if I miss you.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Can you see the eye bags? Coupled with my sudden onset of skin allergy, it's red too. My eye looks like it was on the receiving end of some punch. Damn it.
Maybe I just need more sleep.
