Thursday, December 15, 2005
Been bored with nothing to do the past few days. When you have nothing to do, you start to think. A lot. So here's a list of 5 dumbest things Jason ever did that concerned the opposite sex.
In no particular order (yeah right.),
5. Giving wake up calls, part I.This doesn't sound very dumb right? But it's dumb when I wake up at weird hours like 4 in the morning when I have school in like 3 hours just to wake up a member of the opposite sex that I fancied at that moment of time. It's even dumber when she goes back to sleep almost immediately.
4. Sunrise, beautiful sunrise.Ohhhh it sure sounds romantic. Watching the sunrise with someone you fancy. Sure it was, but it was sure not very clever of me to do so when I had not have slept for two days and was probably running a high fever. And I still stayed up the whole night and morning to watch that sunrise.
Reallllllly brilliant. 3. Giving wake-up calls, part II.What could have been worse, you may ask. Well, once I called another member of the opposite sex that I fancied at another point of time for an hour. An hour? Because there was a paper the next morning and she wanted to wake up to study for it. So, being the responsible idiot I am, I kept calling. For one hour. Turns out she left her phone in silent mode and I screwed up the paper the next day due to my exhaustion and lack of studying.
2. Crawling the streets of Geylang at the wee hours.Right.. So we got lost. I told her we should take a cab. But she insisted that we find the bus-stop. So yeah, walked the streets of unsafe Geylang at the wee hours. I could have just dumped her there and took a cab home. But being the responsible idiot, as aforementioned, I walked with her until we found the correct bus-stop (God knows how long it took? I can't be bothered to remember.) and waited for her bus, did I not? Then I took another bus back home, when I actually wasn't sure if it stopped at my place. Luckily it did, and I got home to pissed off parents. Why? I turned off my mobile phone because I knew it would take a while to find that fricking bus-stop because that person didn't want to take a cab for reasons I cannot fanthom. Money?
We were lost and at an inappropriate time at a pretty unsafe area. In our uniforms. I don't think so. Well, they say men will never understand the workings of a women's mind. So there. To top it off, it was on my sweet sixteenth birthday.
1. Drawing.Ah yes.. Drawing. The greatest bane to my existence for 2 years. I hated art with a vengeance for that 2 years in my life (Secondary 1 and 2). I swore not to touch that brush again. I swore never to draw again. Ok, it was stupid, but get this. After getting her angry with me for some stupid and petty reason which I can never remember (And did I mention stupid and petty?), I decided to draw a portrait of her, from some picture on my computer. So, with my tests looming the next day, I spent the whole night and and the next morning
attempting to draw. Yes, the whole night and the next morning.
Because I totally sucked at drawing. Ok, so I managed to do a decent job (By my standards, of course.) after only about eight hours. So then I mailed it to her. She never received it because she gave me the wrong address to mail it to. And that being my first few times sending letters by snail mail, I did not write my return address. So you know, it sort of got lost in the mail. My hours of effort were down the drain, just like that. Because of a missing zero in the address. Obviously, I flunked my test the next day.
To conclude:That's why I am wary of the opposite sex today. I can never truly understand the workings of their minds.
[ jason ] | 3:17 pm |
