but every superman has his kryptonite.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Damn. I still miss CJC so much. But when I left I knew that I can never return. Oh well.

Saw a squirrel when I jogged a new route yesterday. Really foresty, like MacRitchie. But quite eerie as there didn't seem to be people living in that estate. And I watched part of a football match! (It's Woodleigh Park or something.. Near a field along that expressway near my place.)

Got thrashed in football today. I need my proper team.. But they're either working, schooling or not here. Duh. Lets get back together and own the court one day.

Here's something about the various JCs in Singapore.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new
bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to
market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail
about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners
to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5
JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to
change lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ
YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a
lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
(how do you think they're able to change it for
ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take
to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change
a lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make
the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change
the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do
something about rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping
jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

[ jason ] | 2:53 am |